vampireopossum:
deathgasmic:
“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
Fun fact! This is literally canon in the back story to the Sci-fi novel Blindsight by Peter Watts!
A corrupt and completely amoral biotech company tries to use gene therapy to “cure” autism, they fuck it up horribly, and accidentally bring back vampires.
See, it turns out that vampires are real, but not supernatural. They’re an extinct human sub-species that preyed on normal humans, and the myth that they were immortal came from the back they could hibernate.
See, hibernation is a very useful trick for a species that considers human prey. They are outnumbered so they can’t fight fair, and also eating humans would use up their entire food source really quick, so they do some munching and then go to sleep for a decade or two, then reappear when the heat has died down.
And the vampires went extinct back when humans developed architecture. Yeah, like 10s of thousands of years ago. See, there were never that many vampires, they had a small gene pool, and they got a recessive gene showing up really bad: a form of epilepsy that triggers in seeing right angles. Thus the “fear of crosses” from myth. It’s nothing to do with Christianity, they were gone long before Christianity came about. It’s just right angles. We accidentally wiped them out by building houses.
And some of their genes survived in mainstream humans, due to limited interbreeding. And those genes show up in partial forms in people on the autism spectrum.
Low empathy? For a predator, it’s a weakness to empathize with your prey.
Being wicked smart? You gotta be smarter than your prey, and if you’re hunting humans, you have to be VERY smart.
The best part? Vampires aren’t even a major part of this novel. It’s not about vampires. It’s about first contact with an alien intelligence that’s possibly non-sapient and far smarter than us.
The vampires are just involved because as soon as we accidentally brought back vampires, we put them in charge of everything. They’re super smart and super-logical! They make the perfect manager because they can analyze the fuck out of any situation far better than any baseline human, and it’s okay, they don’t need to eat people or drink blood, we can just give them artificial supplements.
(it’s not okay. This was a bad idea. Blindsight is not a happy book)